Miracoulon

[EN] What’s the fastest fish in the lake? A motor-Pike.

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  • [EN] I have a fish that can break-dance. Only for ten seconds though, and only once.
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  • [EN] What does a weightlifter and Factorio have in common - they both have buffer chests.
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  • [EN] Why do seagulls fly over the ocean? Because if they flew over the bay, we'd call them bagels.
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  • [EN] Did you hear the engineer recently took up judo? Trains for blue belt.
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  • [EN] The barman says, “We don’t serve time travelers in here.”. A time traveler walks into a bar.
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  • [EN] What did the pastry chef say when the pizza chef asked him for help? “I cannoli do so much.”
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  • [EN] Why do restaurants put pizza in square boxes? Because they don’t cut corners.
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  • [EN] A German walks into a bar and asks for a martini. The bartender asks, “Dry?”. The German replies, “Nein, just one.”
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  • [EN] What’s the difference between a good pizza joke and a bad one? The delivery.
    - streamed for 5 hours
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  • [EN] I burnt my Hawaiian pizza the other day… I should have cooked it on aloha temperature.
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  • [EN] I fell asleep with a pizza in the oven today. Burned 2000 calories.
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  • [EN] How much space should you give fungus to grow? As mushroom as you can.
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  • [EN] A magician was walking down the street... suddenly he turned into a grocery store.
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  • [EN] What do you call a hot dog that wins a race? A wiener!
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  • [EN] A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves.
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